Top 30 Times to Enjoy a Beer Rankings Part 1

The printing press, electricity, cars, telephones, the wheel and even sliced bread. These are what people often cite as the greatest inventions in the history of mankind. Even though they all have played a pretty significant role in the development of our modern society, they are all simply battling for second place on the list … Continue reading Top 30 Times to Enjoy a Beer Rankings Part 1

Sunday Skaries Beer Review: Southern Tier Caramel Pumking

Fall is upon is, which can only mean one thing. As men put away their shorts and tank tops for football jerseys and jeans that haven't been washed in years (you don't wash jeans, right?) and women tuck their sundresses under the bed for their over the knee boots, scarves and whatever other basic bitch … Continue reading Sunday Skaries Beer Review: Southern Tier Caramel Pumking

My Open Letter to the Jets to Play for their Practice Squad

September 27, 2023 Joe Douglas New York Jets 1 Jets Dr. Florham Park, NJ (wait, not NY?) 07932 Dear Joe, I always find it best to start a letter with an affectionate salutation, not just by saying your name. I hope you’ll take that into consideration with the rest of my letter as I pretend … Continue reading My Open Letter to the Jets to Play for their Practice Squad

Should Keith Olbermann Be Euthanized?

A decline in the brain capabilities as someone ages is quite common. Many Americans have had the unfortunate reality of having to see loved ones begin to decline in their mental health and function as they get older. This can often lead to changes in attitude, productivity, intelligence and maybe just overall a generally completely … Continue reading Should Keith Olbermann Be Euthanized?

The Holy Days for failed High School Athletes are Here: Softball Playoffs

To some Softball Sunday is all about the crack of the bat, for me, it's all about that after game crack of the beer. Full disclosure: The BrewPound does have a softball team. While we don't play in an official beer league, you wouldn't know it by the amount of empty beer cans that overflow … Continue reading The Holy Days for failed High School Athletes are Here: Softball Playoffs

The greatest (non-mafia) Italian movie ever made: Cop Land

The Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Once Upon a Time in America, hell even Johnny Dangerously. These are the kinds of movies you associate with a certain Italian culture that Hollywood loves to perpetuate. They revolve around an offensive, totally untrue, stereotypical ideology that is simply non-existent. Obviously, movies about families who make their fortunes … Continue reading The greatest (non-mafia) Italian movie ever made: Cop Land

Kathy Griffin Discovered a new form of PTSD!

Ah, 2023. A year where mental health issues no longer carry any scarlet letter vibes. People can be free to share their anxiety, depression, OCD, ADHD, ODD, MDD, ADS (acronym disorder syndrome) and whatever other diagnoses their online zoom shrink can come up with for extra billing hours. Let your followers know! You suffer from … Continue reading Kathy Griffin Discovered a new form of PTSD!